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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?","punchline":"He couldn't see himself doing it","id":51}
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{"type":"general","setup":"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?","punchline":"European","id":38}
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